to move up and down
Takin' Care of Business
Fart noise.
gun safety has never traditionally been a part of being “hard”
The Band’s Levon Helm has passed away after a battle with throat cancer. He was 71. Photo by Elliott Landy.
This guy was a total stud. Straight from the Ozarks. Not like that Canadian pussy Robbie Robertson. RIP
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Take 9 minutes to treat yourself.
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Disturbing Trend of the Day: In a last-gasp attempt to fit into the THE DRESS, desperate brides-to-be in the U.S. (like Jessica Schnaider, pictured) can now have a feeding tube inserted into their nose that provides a drip of liquid protein and fat (with no carbohydrates) through the esophagus into the stomach. The $1,500, 10-day treatment is effective: The tube delivers just 800 calories a day, and generally results in the loss of at least 10 percent of body weight — and perfect wedding pictures. But… ew?
[theweek]
Yes. Ew.
I’m in.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mv73IiRm1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Disturbing Trend of the Day: In a last-gasp attempt to fit into the THE DRESS, desperate brides-to-be in the U.S. (like Jessica Schnaider, pictured) can now have a feeding tube inserted into their nose that provides a drip of liquid protein and fat (with no carbohydrates) through the esophagus into the stomach. The $1,500, 10-day treatment is effective: The tube delivers just 800 calories a day, and generally results in the loss of at least 10 percent of body weight — and perfect wedding pictures. But… ew?
[theweek]
Yes. Ew.
I’m in.
Good Band
Cloud Nothings - Stay Useless
wifey material
i hope Batman has a good screen protector on that ipad
From the National Weather Service’s report on last year’s tornado in Joplin • Detailing how, in severe storm conditions, a big part of safeguarding communities and lives depends on people taking warnings seriously. In one instance, a Joplin resident ignored a slew of warning signals, driving from place to place looking for an open restaurant despite seeing that some were barred against the brewing storm, and hearing tornado warnings throughout town. As a response, the NWS has implementing new, stronger and more frightening vocabulary to be used for high-risk storm alerts, such as “mass devastation,” “complete destruction,” and “not survivable.” We really hope everybody in the Midwest will prioritize their safety over the coming days – authorities anticipate big storms (and likely tornadoes) to roll through Kansas, Oklahoma, and Nebraska later tonight. source (via • follow)
“All these danged buffets are closed.”
cool platforms, guy.
The Walkmen play the title track from their upcoming new album Heaven in the latest episode of Pitchfork.tv’s “+1”.
How much does the lead singer for the Walkmen look like an 80’s teen move villain? His parents also probably knew this would happen and that is why they named him Hamilton Leithauser (not kidding).
